Rush Limbaugh masturbating

Consider the following:
http://www.worldaheadpublishing.com/helpMom/index.php



The above image is, unfortunately, not Photoshopped. It is the cover to a children's book by which ultra-conservative parents can pound their agenda directly into their offspring's skulls at an alarmingly young age. Obviously one shouldn't wait until the kids are old enough to formulate their own opinions; that would be dangerous.

A certain loudmouthed, neocon drug addict had this praise for the book:

"Our hat is off, here, to Katharine DeBrecht, the author of Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed."
- Rush Limbaugh

"Our hat", indeed. His words are only so kind because the second book in the series is dedicated to him:



The 5 H's of Denver driving, addendum
A reader mentioned recently that since my analysis of the driving habits of homosexuals in The 5 H's of Denver driving was so positive, there was no real point in including them at all. Let me assure you, dear reader, that my deep respect for their vehicluar skills ends in a little place called Cheesman Park. A notorious gay pick-up area, these drivers are so concerned with the scenery and finding a bush to get a good blowjob in, it tends to make them less wary of other, heterosexual travellers. Yes, I know that's EXACTLY the purpose of Cheesman Park, but when you live there, it can be really fucking annoying.

Why I hate blogs
There are two possible locations for this information, but only one is correct. Your options are A) a small, rectangular slip of paper, known as a "receipt", and B) the Internet. Let's take a look at an example of someone who got this question wrong.

http://searchingfortheendofmyrainbow.blogspot.com/
January 29th, 2006
As promised my Sainsburys bill – although not as many bargains this week unfortunately

£15.58 was actually £17.58 but I had a £2 off voucher

8 chicken pies (my fave) – buy 1 get 1 free
lasagne sheets
pearl barley (for soups and casseroles)
matches (for candles and incense sticks)
2 bars plain chocolate (for banana and chocolate cake)
goats cheese
iceberg lettuce
2 pints milk
2 pack butter (for cakes)
can artichoke hearts
8 yoghurts (half price)
brown cap mushrooms
button mushrooms
bag of apples
12 toilet rolls (at £3.99 the biggest expense this week)

Also made 1 loaf of bread, 1 chocolate and banana cake (to freeze slices for work) and 1 almond and cherry cake (again to freeze)

So that’s the weeks shop. Also got some more of the half price Innocent smoothies, but used some of my cash for that.