Kitty turns 9 today

Yay Kitty

A short list of things that piss me off II, addendum
Having just had my hair cut, I remembered a conversational no-no that has plagued me every couple of months since I was but a wee lad. There are always a certain number of schoolmates/coworkers who can't wait to point out to me that I've had a trim. I wouldn't mind comments like, "Your hair looks nice" or "You look like your dad had a go at you with the lawnmower", what bothers me is:

IDIOT: Ooh, you just got your haircut!
ME: ......

These bastards NEVER offer an opinion on how I look, mind you, they just want to make sure that I know that they know I've had a haircut; something anybody who isn't legally blind could easily detect from 50 feet away. And I am stumped every time, because in all my years, I have yet to come up with an adequately sarcastic reply. I can't even respond with something simple, like "I see you're fat and ugly today", because at least that statement comes with a viewpoint.