Infant nerdwear
I am currently in the process of making/buying/renting a child so that it can adorn these bibs with great pride.
NOTE: If you get both of these references, there's a good chance you spent your teens reenacting episodes of "Star Trek" with your high school "friends".
Why I hate blogs
Velvet Mouth is an affront to the blogging community on many levels. Generally, her entries are almost indentical lonely housewife fare:
Interspersed among these repetitive tales of sexual frustration, Velvet Mouth reveals that she would like to be screwed by someone pretending she is a small child (What the FUCK):
This entire barrage of perverted nonsense is interrupted occasionally by television reviews that make Entertainment Weekly seem like The New Yorker by comparison:
Perhaps the only enjoyable aspect of this blog is that she has but one regular reader, a poor horny bastard by the name of "the dawg". He comments on nearly every entry, not only revealing his crude intentions, but also his abject desperation for companionship.
Lastly, Velvet Mouth has kindly included a picture of her vagina for the world to see, just in case we didn't know what she was babbling about four times a day. Oh joy.
EDIT: According to today's entry, two Craigslist users have already been ridiculing her and her trash blog.
DAMNIT, I WANTED TO BE FIRST
NOTE: If you get both of these references, there's a good chance you spent your teens reenacting episodes of "Star Trek" with your high school "friends".
Why I hate blogs
Velvet Mouth is an affront to the blogging community on many levels. Generally, her entries are almost indentical lonely housewife fare:
http://velvetmouth.blogspot.com/YES THANK YOU WE GET IT. I'm just glad she finally found satisfaction from her pillow.
March 14th 2006
My mind and body are always thinking of getting fucked..And I am in a sexless marriage..What's a girl to do? Masturbate! LOL
March 15th 2006
Is it me or wouldn't most husbands like that? wouldn't they want a dirty girl with a sweet tight bare p*ssy anytime they want? The idea of having my legs spread and being used is so fucking hot!!
March 17th 2006
if he would just get his head out of his ass long enough to realize he has a beautiful p*ssy just for him, we would all be happier
March 22nd 2006
I was reading some stories today, and had to hump my pillow really fast before I picked up my son from school, no time for my toy, it was a great cum...
Interspersed among these repetitive tales of sexual frustration, Velvet Mouth reveals that she would like to be screwed by someone pretending she is a small child (What the FUCK):
March 21, 2006That's as far into child pornography as I'm willing to delve, you'll have to read the rest yourself.
How about you are 24 and I am 8. And I get to spend the weekends with you. And this is the first weekend you are going to get it in. No more trying. Or being scared. You have been watching me grow up. And you know how much I love you, and how good I feel when you touch me…
This entire barrage of perverted nonsense is interrupted occasionally by television reviews that make Entertainment Weekly seem like The New Yorker by comparison:
March 23, 2006Well, thanks for that. I can cancel my Tivo subscription now.
LOST was really good. I love how Henry gale may have tricked them into an ambush..Very smart!! It was so good..
Perhaps the only enjoyable aspect of this blog is that she has but one regular reader, a poor horny bastard by the name of "the dawg". He comments on nearly every entry, not only revealing his crude intentions, but also his abject desperation for companionship.
Lastly, Velvet Mouth has kindly included a picture of her vagina for the world to see, just in case we didn't know what she was babbling about four times a day. Oh joy.
EDIT: According to today's entry, two Craigslist users have already been ridiculing her and her trash blog.
DAMNIT, I WANTED TO BE FIRST
posted by Vyvyan Basterd at 11:50 AM
4 Comments:
as a former high school "star trek" reenactor with a dick fake friend i, i guess you got me good there
"former"
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"perverted nonsense"....I like that!!
All I can say is everyone has the right to write about and like whatever they want! This is such a small part of my life, my blog is more like my diary, I am not looking for comments, and I cant help who reads it.
At least I am open minded enough to let people be. I dont have a blog dedicated to bashing other people's blogs !!
Thanks for taking the time to write about me though! :)
p.s. its called age play I didnt invent it.
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