You don't have to be retarded to eat at Wendy's...

But it helps.

One afternoon during my 6 year tenure as an employee, a rather large semi-sentient high school dropout wandered into the restaurant, gazed dopily at the overhead menu for a moment, and asked:

"Do you guys have Big Macs?"
"No", I replied, "This is Wendy's, Big Macs are a McDonald's product."

Briefly feigning comprehension, he stared blankly at the menu again.

"Well, do you guys have Whoppers?"
"No, that's Burger King. This is WENDY'S."

More staring. Resigned, he finally asked, "What do you guys have?"

Realizing the futility of this process, I curtly named a couple of our more popular menu items, and apologized for not having a picture menu on hand.

"OK, thanks", he mumbled, and skulked away towards the door.

On his way out, and I shit you not, he PICKED UP AN APPLICATION.